How to Get Attention All Year Long

June 15, 2011 § Leave a comment

January – Breathe fire

February – Lay an egg

March – Go fly your shorts

April – Stand in the rain and wash your hair

May – Plant wild flowers in a bowling ball pyramid

June – Teach a hen how to quack like a duck

How to get attention in June - Teach a hen how to quack like a duck

July – Carry paint in a quart berry basket

August – Eat your hat

September – Attach playing cards to the wheels of your commuter bicycle

October – Wear your clothes inside out in reverse order

November – Wear snowshoes at work

December – Use your tail for a neck scarf

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